What's Paris Up To These Days Anyway?

The following emails are all currently in my GMail spam folder (edited to make the list a bit more family friendly).

• Lawson Westberg » Paris Hilton Lands Leading Role in New Broadway Musical Production‎ - Watch now 5:59 pm


• Dick Corron » Paris Hiltons P***y goes hungry whilst she is in custody!‎ - WATCH VIDEO CLIP 4:54 pm


• matilde Tokos » Prince Harry Proposes to Paris Hilton‎ - PLAY VIDEO CLIP 2:57 pm


• hjalmar Hemmi » Paris Hilton Leaves Michael Jackson for Editor of an Internet Spoof Rag!‎ - Download and Watch 8:14 am


• Mels Kong » Paris Hilton Pregnant By Aliens‎ - Watch the clip 5:16 am


• kazimierz domer » Paris Hilton: Professor Maxwell showed me his p***s during dinner! Gross!‎ - PUSH TO WATCH 3:51 am


• Ivy grieve » Paris Hilton breaks down after friend tells her she's an 'a*****e'!‎ - PUSH TO WATCH 2:52 am


• kanber beaune » Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize‎ - Watch the clip Aug 22